It has recently been suggested to me that certain circumstances under which I am forced to live my life are the cause of my recent freakouts and name calling, even though this site is declaimed as pure entertainment, and the offended are getting the wrong idea.
Let's examine the rants, and cut to the chase. I hate this war, and at this point, anyone who has anything other than complete contempt for it. And this is, what, insane? Troubled? Confused?
How insane is allowing an unprovoked war of dominance and theft to continue a single day, let alone five fucking years? The People have more than enough ability to shut down the function of their government with one gigantic, all encompassing, moral strike.
But instead they ramped up on propaganda and trampled someone who is proven even more innocent of the war's causal circumstances with each passing day. Reactionary terrorism, as it has been confined to the arena of combat, is what dictionaries call National Defense.
You are crazy.
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
Panjawaii Blues
The war is illegal and must end immediately.
Here's how life works: either you get to invade and kill people, or you get to live in peace, exhibiting moral leadership in an increasingly violent world. You don't get to do both.
Here's how life works: either you get to invade and kill people, or you get to live in peace, exhibiting moral leadership in an increasingly violent world. You don't get to do both.
Called Out
Scooter Libby copped out. Bush copped out. Everyone has copped out. And yet, you are all still responsible for people being murdered daily.
Er, do you all think that you can blink and make promises to stop murdering the women and children sometime in the near future and just exonerate yourselves of this mess? Anyone who does is stupider than an English Prime Minister who hops into bed with George Bush over an illegal war.
Statement: The Iraq war was an act of premeditated, aggravated murder, which in criminal terms is commonly known as a "triple threat." First was the intent to destroy Iraq's defenses and invade. Second was to reap material benefit from said act. Thirdly was to kill innocent people during the comission of said act. And in Texas, felony murder is capital murder.
Bush should know. He executed dozens of people for doing the same thing.
While the TV-attention-spanned people who mostly populate the Internet seem to have forgotten there is an illegal war going, and turned to completely selfish complaints which sound fucking ridiculous in the midst of global warfare, the fact remains simple and chronic that the once-sensible governments of the West are now fully complicit either in finding relish in a bloodbath of Biblical proportion, or providing high tech military security for the world's largest heroin grow op.
There is only one issue which should be filling blogs, and causing anxiety among you thrill seeking TLC watching bunch of wet noodle douchebags. The Fucking War is being lost, and it ain't the winning kind.
It is insane beyond all comprehension that people have become so gullible, as to believe Islamist elements would fuck up the British withdrawl, when the only people who can benefit from bombing London or the drunken Scots is America. Not "The Coalition of the Willing," not NATO, not the Masons, or any other conglomispiracy out there.
America is the only party who gains from terrorism in Britain, and is therefore the distant frontrunner in the lineup of usual suspects.
To clear the air permanently, I state and restate for the millionth time, laughing off your abuse which is sure to come screaming in yet again, that if you are not being abused yourself for going way too far over the line in trying to bring attention to the illegality of the war, then you are a coward who has put his selfish interest ahead of all them cute little children you weep over in U2 propaganda videos.
Unless you are risking jail, death, poverty, accusations of mental defect, or any of the fun I get to go through on a daily basis--including summary detention and random violent police harrassment in public--then you have no right whatsoever to suggest that I'm being inappropriate.
Don't like being told your country deserved it? Stop the fucking war.
Don't like having wet weasel shit associated with your name? Stop the fucking war, or at least end your support of it by becoming radically opposed to it.
Don't like having to deal with the shit your nation caused? Stop it from causing it.
I am.
And I am.
Daniel: Your "guests" are fucking assholes and you protect them. Have fun with them, and just so somebody's told you, that hollow feeling you get, like everyone around you is lying to you and you can't trust anyone...that's the paranoia that comes as a result of taking the easy way out of a war.
Your "plea" below leaves me short. It doesn't address the problem, and even tells me you don't have time for whatever that pesky thing could be. Whatever sentimental trip spurred the comment could use a little retrospect, a lot of introspect, and a fucking ton of basic respect.
Fuck, I'm noble.
Er, do you all think that you can blink and make promises to stop murdering the women and children sometime in the near future and just exonerate yourselves of this mess? Anyone who does is stupider than an English Prime Minister who hops into bed with George Bush over an illegal war.
Statement: The Iraq war was an act of premeditated, aggravated murder, which in criminal terms is commonly known as a "triple threat." First was the intent to destroy Iraq's defenses and invade. Second was to reap material benefit from said act. Thirdly was to kill innocent people during the comission of said act. And in Texas, felony murder is capital murder.
Bush should know. He executed dozens of people for doing the same thing.
While the TV-attention-spanned people who mostly populate the Internet seem to have forgotten there is an illegal war going, and turned to completely selfish complaints which sound fucking ridiculous in the midst of global warfare, the fact remains simple and chronic that the once-sensible governments of the West are now fully complicit either in finding relish in a bloodbath of Biblical proportion, or providing high tech military security for the world's largest heroin grow op.
There is only one issue which should be filling blogs, and causing anxiety among you thrill seeking TLC watching bunch of wet noodle douchebags. The Fucking War is being lost, and it ain't the winning kind.
It is insane beyond all comprehension that people have become so gullible, as to believe Islamist elements would fuck up the British withdrawl, when the only people who can benefit from bombing London or the drunken Scots is America. Not "The Coalition of the Willing," not NATO, not the Masons, or any other conglomispiracy out there.
America is the only party who gains from terrorism in Britain, and is therefore the distant frontrunner in the lineup of usual suspects.
To clear the air permanently, I state and restate for the millionth time, laughing off your abuse which is sure to come screaming in yet again, that if you are not being abused yourself for going way too far over the line in trying to bring attention to the illegality of the war, then you are a coward who has put his selfish interest ahead of all them cute little children you weep over in U2 propaganda videos.
Unless you are risking jail, death, poverty, accusations of mental defect, or any of the fun I get to go through on a daily basis--including summary detention and random violent police harrassment in public--then you have no right whatsoever to suggest that I'm being inappropriate.
Don't like being told your country deserved it? Stop the fucking war.
Don't like having wet weasel shit associated with your name? Stop the fucking war, or at least end your support of it by becoming radically opposed to it.
Don't like having to deal with the shit your nation caused? Stop it from causing it.
I am.
And I am.
Daniel: Your "guests" are fucking assholes and you protect them. Have fun with them, and just so somebody's told you, that hollow feeling you get, like everyone around you is lying to you and you can't trust anyone...that's the paranoia that comes as a result of taking the easy way out of a war.
Your "plea" below leaves me short. It doesn't address the problem, and even tells me you don't have time for whatever that pesky thing could be. Whatever sentimental trip spurred the comment could use a little retrospect, a lot of introspect, and a fucking ton of basic respect.
Fuck, I'm noble.
Monday, July 2, 2007
Why Americans Deserve It
George Bush should have been physically prevented from cooching Scooter Libby's sentence with two shots to the cerebreal cortex, but instead was called "decisive," by the Nazi press.
Bush also deserves death for the London bombings of the past several years, plus the deliberately-amateurish attack on a Scottish airport phone booth. These were American operations designed to keep the bitch English in the war, and unfortunately they've worked.
You should see Daniel Hoffmann-Gill's cute little rant about how the big bad Islamists have struck again, just another dim bulb in a nation of weak lights who can't accept that their "friend" George is a murdering pig.
Funny how it was mad king George who lost the Americas to the nutbars, and dumbfuck George who's come back to haunt England for its criminal negligence.
Lots of funny things about all this, and none moreso than it could all have been avoided by simply telling the United States they were crazy, that Iraq had no WMD (like everyone tried, but gave up on because they smelled money), and there was going to be no multilateral war, no coalition, and go fuck yourself.
Funny, I can't stop laughing.
Bush also deserves death for the London bombings of the past several years, plus the deliberately-amateurish attack on a Scottish airport phone booth. These were American operations designed to keep the bitch English in the war, and unfortunately they've worked.
You should see Daniel Hoffmann-Gill's cute little rant about how the big bad Islamists have struck again, just another dim bulb in a nation of weak lights who can't accept that their "friend" George is a murdering pig.
Funny how it was mad king George who lost the Americas to the nutbars, and dumbfuck George who's come back to haunt England for its criminal negligence.
Lots of funny things about all this, and none moreso than it could all have been avoided by simply telling the United States they were crazy, that Iraq had no WMD (like everyone tried, but gave up on because they smelled money), and there was going to be no multilateral war, no coalition, and go fuck yourself.
Funny, I can't stop laughing.
Canadians As Friends
Being a German National has helped me in many ways. As a lifelong Canadian citizen, I tend toward patriata, but even the most avid countryman cannot, when he is obligated to simple truth, ignore the limp noodle which is, for the most part, the main component of the national character.
It is at such times that my country goes crazy, when there is nothing about it that I can want to be associated with, that I fall back on the heritage which courses through my pure genetic code, and by birthright I am able to respectably transport myself away from the mess Canada has become.
Take, for instance, the kind of opportunistic, slime ball people Canadians become in the context of something we Germans call, "friendship."
Admittedly, we are historically guilty of fucking over our friends, although technically, we had always planned to knock them over when Britain's eyes were diverted by its poverty and general insufficiency. However, when Germans enter a covenant in good faith, the exact terms will be executed upon their exact dates of termination.
I had a friend once who, after I discovered Gmail (in its infancy, when only cool people knew about it), and shared the miracle with him, immediately went around forcing everyone to think it was, in fact, he who had brought it to the social circle of which he was a privileged guest (on my generosity) in the first place.
What word immediately springs to mind about this? Of course, poseur. Mind you, the moment he reads this, and believe me, he will read this jealously, burning in his pudgy little French head, he will stop spelling it "poser," and pick up on the lingo.
I also discovered haloscan, blogging, Matthew Good (who I immediately sent to the canister because only whiners and poseurs listen to him), St. Catherines, sexy chicks with nice tits named Chantelle, and everything else this dweeb expresses as unique aspects of his personality (except I'd be banging the sexy chick named Chantelle), only to watch the person soak them up like a wannabe sponge.
This is the reason Canadians cannot fight off American culture. If my ex-friend would have listened to me, during the days when I tried to show him he had (stress on the PAST tense) potential as an intense, introspective musician and artist, and pursued a course which, while it would have removed him from mainstream life, and thus empty, useless popularity (which still avoids him), he would be well on his way to self knowledge, and either receiving joy from his life, or, being a miserable son of a bitch, having found new and dangerous ways to be miserable.
I do not subscribe to the damaged goods theory put forth by other former friends, and state clearly that this person copped out, and is hiding behind a pair of white plastic glasses and a seventeen-year-old's haircut.
He thinks I hate him, which I do, because he somehow betrayed me by sabotaging his own life. I reply that is not why I hate him, but rather because he went from possible cool person, of which there are exactly twenty eight in all of Canada, to regular fucking schlub for whom being the real thing never really meant anything.
I hate anyone who is content to be whatever it takes to get along, and respect only those who are part of the insane struggle to live as who they are in their thoughts, their dreams, their potential, and their hope.
Until my country gets its head out of its ass, and sloughs off the American butt fucker which has dragged us into the mud, I am German, and shit on the Maple Leaf, forever.
It is at such times that my country goes crazy, when there is nothing about it that I can want to be associated with, that I fall back on the heritage which courses through my pure genetic code, and by birthright I am able to respectably transport myself away from the mess Canada has become.
Take, for instance, the kind of opportunistic, slime ball people Canadians become in the context of something we Germans call, "friendship."
Admittedly, we are historically guilty of fucking over our friends, although technically, we had always planned to knock them over when Britain's eyes were diverted by its poverty and general insufficiency. However, when Germans enter a covenant in good faith, the exact terms will be executed upon their exact dates of termination.
I had a friend once who, after I discovered Gmail (in its infancy, when only cool people knew about it), and shared the miracle with him, immediately went around forcing everyone to think it was, in fact, he who had brought it to the social circle of which he was a privileged guest (on my generosity) in the first place.
What word immediately springs to mind about this? Of course, poseur. Mind you, the moment he reads this, and believe me, he will read this jealously, burning in his pudgy little French head, he will stop spelling it "poser," and pick up on the lingo.
I also discovered haloscan, blogging, Matthew Good (who I immediately sent to the canister because only whiners and poseurs listen to him), St. Catherines, sexy chicks with nice tits named Chantelle, and everything else this dweeb expresses as unique aspects of his personality (except I'd be banging the sexy chick named Chantelle), only to watch the person soak them up like a wannabe sponge.
This is the reason Canadians cannot fight off American culture. If my ex-friend would have listened to me, during the days when I tried to show him he had (stress on the PAST tense) potential as an intense, introspective musician and artist, and pursued a course which, while it would have removed him from mainstream life, and thus empty, useless popularity (which still avoids him), he would be well on his way to self knowledge, and either receiving joy from his life, or, being a miserable son of a bitch, having found new and dangerous ways to be miserable.
I do not subscribe to the damaged goods theory put forth by other former friends, and state clearly that this person copped out, and is hiding behind a pair of white plastic glasses and a seventeen-year-old's haircut.
He thinks I hate him, which I do, because he somehow betrayed me by sabotaging his own life. I reply that is not why I hate him, but rather because he went from possible cool person, of which there are exactly twenty eight in all of Canada, to regular fucking schlub for whom being the real thing never really meant anything.
I hate anyone who is content to be whatever it takes to get along, and respect only those who are part of the insane struggle to live as who they are in their thoughts, their dreams, their potential, and their hope.
Until my country gets its head out of its ass, and sloughs off the American butt fucker which has dragged us into the mud, I am German, and shit on the Maple Leaf, forever.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Col. Dr. Isms
1. I'm paranoid about anyone who is not paranoid about me.
2. Life in America is like rohypnol. You know you got fucked, you just can't tell by whom.
3. Two wrongs don't make a right. Three wrongs make an American auto industry.
4. They tell you I'm insane for criticising wage slavery. They tell each other you're crazy for submitting to it.
5. A communist should be like a stem cell, entirely human, but ready to be assigned to its special function in the body. Unfortunately, most communists are like foreign sports cars that come with unintelligible instructions, no spare parts, and rich, pretentious owners.
6. To an American, sharing is evil, unless it is a disease for which they have a reasonably priced cure.
7. America is pure evil. Period.
2. Life in America is like rohypnol. You know you got fucked, you just can't tell by whom.
3. Two wrongs don't make a right. Three wrongs make an American auto industry.
4. They tell you I'm insane for criticising wage slavery. They tell each other you're crazy for submitting to it.
5. A communist should be like a stem cell, entirely human, but ready to be assigned to its special function in the body. Unfortunately, most communists are like foreign sports cars that come with unintelligible instructions, no spare parts, and rich, pretentious owners.
6. To an American, sharing is evil, unless it is a disease for which they have a reasonably priced cure.
7. America is pure evil. Period.
At Long Last! Victory!
Our future king has signalled the end of the Amer-Anglo aggression pact!
Now that my every prediction about the course of this war has come to pass with one hundred percent, fucking noble accuracy, it is clear that Mother Britain is in the process of putting distance between itself and Cocksuckers Incorporated.
It was suggested Harry was interested in the governor generalship of Australia. The Australian PM denounced it. AFTER the denouncement, the Queen herself remarked how "keen" Harry is about the position.
Interpretation:
Australia, or as we say in royal circles, "Little America of Traitorous Criminal Intent," is, of course, the closest Commonwealth ally to the United States. Yes, some claim it is Canada, but we actually hate America with a passion that exceeds words, and therefore will not be attempted here.
That a royal would even allow the implication of a Crown family member to occupy the very position upon which the legal construct of Constitutional Monarchy rests says one, very clear thing. Representation isn't working.
Since the end of the Second World War, England has been systematically prevented from maintaining its proprietary rights to trade throughout the Empire. This has been perpetrated by the United States, and its economic allies, Imperial Japan, and Nazi Germany (without portfolio).
It is common knowledge that America refused to intervene in WWII until England had been crippled, and would not be able to defend its God-given right to collonial rule. The constant struggle was so great, a Cold War had to be invented to keep people distracted from the real battle, that of England attempting to regain its proper position as the non-Daniel Hoffmann-Gill economic leader of the world.
The entire world.
They were, of course, prevented by aggressive American imperialism, which is better described as buffoonery with Nazi weapons.
But Col. Dr., you moan, because you know little, we thought you were a communist. Well, the truth about that is, there is no such thing as a communist. To prove it, go to the Communist Party website, where you will read the most warped, illogical interpretation of the pure truth of Marx-Engels, mixed with an apparent misunderstanding of Lenin.
All this aside, the important thing is, Harry wants to be GG of Australia, which means happy time is over for the Yanks.
God Bless The Queen.
Now that my every prediction about the course of this war has come to pass with one hundred percent, fucking noble accuracy, it is clear that Mother Britain is in the process of putting distance between itself and Cocksuckers Incorporated.
It was suggested Harry was interested in the governor generalship of Australia. The Australian PM denounced it. AFTER the denouncement, the Queen herself remarked how "keen" Harry is about the position.
Interpretation:
Australia, or as we say in royal circles, "Little America of Traitorous Criminal Intent," is, of course, the closest Commonwealth ally to the United States. Yes, some claim it is Canada, but we actually hate America with a passion that exceeds words, and therefore will not be attempted here.
That a royal would even allow the implication of a Crown family member to occupy the very position upon which the legal construct of Constitutional Monarchy rests says one, very clear thing. Representation isn't working.
Since the end of the Second World War, England has been systematically prevented from maintaining its proprietary rights to trade throughout the Empire. This has been perpetrated by the United States, and its economic allies, Imperial Japan, and Nazi Germany (without portfolio).
It is common knowledge that America refused to intervene in WWII until England had been crippled, and would not be able to defend its God-given right to collonial rule. The constant struggle was so great, a Cold War had to be invented to keep people distracted from the real battle, that of England attempting to regain its proper position as the non-Daniel Hoffmann-Gill economic leader of the world.
The entire world.
They were, of course, prevented by aggressive American imperialism, which is better described as buffoonery with Nazi weapons.
But Col. Dr., you moan, because you know little, we thought you were a communist. Well, the truth about that is, there is no such thing as a communist. To prove it, go to the Communist Party website, where you will read the most warped, illogical interpretation of the pure truth of Marx-Engels, mixed with an apparent misunderstanding of Lenin.
All this aside, the important thing is, Harry wants to be GG of Australia, which means happy time is over for the Yanks.
God Bless The Queen.
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