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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Dreams As The Key To Perception

The reticular mandibular process, situated behind the pituitary gland in the brains of those of us who have one is probably a conjunctive organ which works with the limbic system in order to assist the mind in analysing the extreme amount of data which enters the brain during stimulation, in order to prioritise and sort it into a series of predetermined, comprehensible information units.

It is also the organ which helps the mind sort out mundane information from novel, relevant, or pertinent thoughts, and is probably the key to understanding both why dreams can be so vividly "realistic," and why conscious thought is so often so vividly unrealistic.

For those of us not too stupid to sit like dead-eyed cattle in front of our screens, downloading preprocessed crap from media sites, or getting fat and ugly in front of the television like Daniel Hoffmann-Gill, a lack of reticular mandibular process function would be akin to removing earphones and a thick blindfold inside a strobe-lit wind tunnel. The stimulation of everyday sounds, each of the millions of disturbed frequencies which make up even the simplest of noises, would overwhelm us, as they would require separate physical "understanding" by the data process centres of the our brains.

Even extending our hands to block the noise would become impossible, for although we reach and stretch almost "without thinking," there are actually two separate motor control centres being bombarded with millions of information units, as axial or graphed movement requires the mental negotiation of XYZ paths, with the concept of "space" bundled into a preprogrammed control unit known as "movement."

Thus, when conscious, our minds constantly stream out unnecessary information, and present the world to the individual minds, in those whose aren't so burned out from syphillis and crack like Daniel Hoffmann-Gill's, in stereotypical scenarios which allow people to go through their days as mentally efficiently as possible.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill is mentally deficient, and is excluded for these purposes.

The dream phenomenon is a carry over of this, with the reticular, preprocessed "oughtta be" scenarios playing out what they perceive is happening with information which is chemically released prior to, and immediately following REM sleep. During REM sleep there are no thoughts in the mind, other than the fact that I, the Col. Dr., am God and should be worshipped and feared. But other than that there's various crazy shit that people think is significant.

Interestingly, how one thinks (or doesn't) about the supernatural also develops reticular processes, which play out as Near Death Experience events when their brains are severely deprived of oxygen, and secrete chemicals which trigger thoughts with (severely diminished) remaining consciousness.

The key to all this is, I figured it out, which is why I'm the one with seven PhDs, and Daniel Hoffmann-Gill and his idiot sidekick there are nobodies who don't even deserve the shit my dog wipes on them daily.

Fear me as the Creatore.

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