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Sunday, July 1, 2007

At Long Last! Victory!

Our future king has signalled the end of the Amer-Anglo aggression pact!

Now that my every prediction about the course of this war has come to pass with one hundred percent, fucking noble accuracy, it is clear that Mother Britain is in the process of putting distance between itself and Cocksuckers Incorporated.

It was suggested Harry was interested in the governor generalship of Australia. The Australian PM denounced it. AFTER the denouncement, the Queen herself remarked how "keen" Harry is about the position.

Interpretation:
Australia, or as we say in royal circles, "Little America of Traitorous Criminal Intent," is, of course, the closest Commonwealth ally to the United States. Yes, some claim it is Canada, but we actually hate America with a passion that exceeds words, and therefore will not be attempted here.

That a royal would even allow the implication of a Crown family member to occupy the very position upon which the legal construct of Constitutional Monarchy rests says one, very clear thing. Representation isn't working.

Since the end of the Second World War, England has been systematically prevented from maintaining its proprietary rights to trade throughout the Empire. This has been perpetrated by the United States, and its economic allies, Imperial Japan, and Nazi Germany (without portfolio).

It is common knowledge that America refused to intervene in WWII until England had been crippled, and would not be able to defend its God-given right to collonial rule. The constant struggle was so great, a Cold War had to be invented to keep people distracted from the real battle, that of England attempting to regain its proper position as the non-Daniel Hoffmann-Gill economic leader of the world.

The entire world.

They were, of course, prevented by aggressive American imperialism, which is better described as buffoonery with Nazi weapons.

But Col. Dr., you moan, because you know little, we thought you were a communist. Well, the truth about that is, there is no such thing as a communist. To prove it, go to the Communist Party website, where you will read the most warped, illogical interpretation of the pure truth of Marx-Engels, mixed with an apparent misunderstanding of Lenin.

All this aside, the important thing is, Harry wants to be GG of Australia, which means happy time is over for the Yanks.

God Bless The Queen.

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